Three insanely awesome things from The Onion this week.

This week The Onion really outdid themselves, with 3 things that are just insanely awesome. First up is this video that debuted Monday.


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Next up is the newest entry in the Point / Counterpoint series:

Point: You're Never Too Old For Laser Tag By Will Gallant
vs.
Counterpoint: Sir, If You're Not Accompanying A Minor I'm Going To Have To Ask You To Leave By Alex Hart, LaserAdventure Mission Commander

And finally, Wednesday night's video, probably one of the three best Today Now! videos ever (along with "Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes" and "How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election"). Be sure to watch it a second time to catch the "For Best Results" tips.


Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream