An international unit of measure for pelvic thrusts.

Starbucks, Dell, Google, the list goes on: Huge business successes from meager beginnings. Today I thought of the idea which could form the basis on which to build the foundation of the next big thing to make that venerable list: The design of an an international unit of measure for pelvic pelvic thrusts. In addition to that, a way to do the measurement en masse, including location, velocity, distance, and any other relevant information. Then a comprehensive and searchable online database of pelvic thrust data could be created, which would be at one's fingertips at all times. Kind of like a Google Earth for pelvic thrusts. While I strongly believe that the pelvic thrust data itself should be free, I see no reason why it wouldn't be ok to make a little money (who are we kidding - we're talking huge bucks here) on the side with some tasteful, unobtrusive advertisements that appear whenever anyone accesses the data. If my projections are accurate, a few months after the database goes live, its bandwidth usage will put YouTube's to shame.